Well, well, well
What do we have here?
I cannot believe you traveled all this way
To come on to my place
And to waste my time
Where do you think you are? A vacation?
You're in the army now
A vacation in a foreign land
Uncle Sam does the best he can
You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army, now
Now you remember what the draft man said
Nothing to do all day but stay in bed
You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army, now
You'll be the hero of the neighborhood
Nobody knows that you left for good
You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army, now
You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army, now
Hand grenades flying over your head (cover me)
Missiles flying over your head
If you want to survive, get out of the bed
You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army, now
Shots ring out in the dead of night
The sergeant calls, "Stand up and fight!"
You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army, now
Oh, oh, you're in the army, now
You're in the army now
Oh, oh, you're in the army, now
Oh, oh you're in the army, in the army, now
You're in the army now
Oh, oh you're in the army, now
